When one guy gets sucked off by someone else and their partner gets to lap up all the spooge that is dripping off of their guy's home-grown sausage and meat balls.
When I come back from a sweaty day of work me and my man always know what to give each other for an after dinner dessert...tube steak and white gravy. We like to take the time to work each other over for seconds and thirds.
by Happy Wolf July 26, 2008
Similar to "suck my dick", but feminised.
Allan: I hear you had some fun on Saturday night... **wiggles eyebrows suggestively**
Nicole: Oh, suck my fallopian tube!
Nicole: Oh, suck my fallopian tube!
by Jade17996 July 26, 2008
The act of filling a condom with vomit then putting it on and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse halfway through you poke a hole in it so all the vomit goes in the receivers asshole
by Kumduff June 01, 2016
A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.
by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021
American colloquial; The self-important TV star has lost his/her show", ". . . retired", ". . . gone home for now"
elvis has left the tube - Could have been used when Roseanne Barr/Arnold/Roseanne had her sitcom cancelled. Better, when she completely fades from all sentient thought. (woops. just delayed that a bit)
by Elzeal October 17, 2005
by karma1468 August 28, 2010
Tina: Gosh Darren, your blue veined tube steak sure looks tasty. Can you put it in my mouth please
Darren: ok
Darren: ok
by Mean-as Dude February 10, 2018