toolgasm

when a redneck goes into a hardware store

i picked up this screwdriver and had a toolgasm

by LeahPeah July 21, 2006

tool rider

Someone who is rides dick

Dude you're such a tool rider.

by Dan Higgins December 23, 2005

tool

A person Who is being used and doesnt know it.
Someone who trys to fit in who doesn't.

Brian W. is a rebel Poser Tool because he trys to fit in with the skaters and does what they tell him to.

by 8th grade class of 2007 June 24, 2007

tool shed

The tool shed, for overweight men, would be the area just above the penis (another slang term for this area is the F.U.P.A. - Frontal Upper Pubic Area) The extra fat surrounds the penis, protecting it as a tool shed protects its tools.

"They say its just more cushion for the pushin, but really it was just his tool shed absorbing the coital impact."

by Harry Hole September 23, 2012

tool.

One who is, as J.D. Salinger wrote in "Catcher in the Rye," a "phony." Someone who is false, a media whore, a douchebag, and a servant (or tool) or the Man. The best example, the paradigm of tooldom, is Carson Daly, as quite correctly noted above. Other famous tools include Geraldo Rivera, Ryan Seacrest, Tom Cruise, Stephen Baldwin, Tony Danza, Wayne Brady, Tom Arnold, Ben Affleck, Linkin Park, and most ironically of all, Tim Allen.

God, Carson Daly is a tool. He is willing to toss salad for the Man.

by Dr. Zhivago July 16, 2008

tool

Someone who thinks theyre all that but theyre really not.Someone who everyone hates.Someone who talks smack about themselves to prove to other people that theyre life is interesting.

a tool: oh yeah i smoke weed and get drunk every night.
his "so called friend": umm he really doesnt, he's a pussy.
a jock: yeah he's a tool

EJ AGUADO.

by hlahsldjahg April 11, 2006

Tool Army

A fan club for the band "Tool". The Tool Army is a hilarious money making scheme, which the "Tools" don't understand. These individuals walk around in shirts that say "Tool" in large letters, failing to understand Maynard's love/hate affair with consumer culture.

The Tool Army costs 30$ or more and the buyer gets "keychains and certificates" and still gets mad when they take a long time to come in the mail.

Tool is an amazing band. It has retarded fans.

"hey man, I joined the tool army!" - Idiot 1

"Haha, you Tool. You probably actually like Puscifer too, don't you?" - Me, Smart guy.

"Yeah, why?"

"Well, even Maynard says it is shit and for people who don't think. Enjoy."

by BenZe November 12, 2012