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A fan club for the band "Tool". The Tool Army is a hilarious money making scheme, which the "Tools" don't understand. These individuals walk around in shirts that say "Tool" in large letters, failing to understand Maynard's love/hate affair with consumer culture.
The Tool Army costs 30$ or more and the buyer gets "keychains and certificates" and still gets mad when they take a long time to come in the mail.
Tool is an amazing band. It has retarded fans.
The Tool Army costs 30$ or more and the buyer gets "keychains and certificates" and still gets mad when they take a long time to come in the mail.
Tool is an amazing band. It has retarded fans.
"hey man, I joined the tool army!" - Idiot 1
"Haha, you Tool. You probably actually like Puscifer too, don't you?" - Me, Smart guy.
"Yeah, why?"
"Well, even Maynard says it is shit and for people who don't think. Enjoy."
"Haha, you Tool. You probably actually like Puscifer too, don't you?" - Me, Smart guy.
"Yeah, why?"
"Well, even Maynard says it is shit and for people who don't think. Enjoy."
by BenZe November 12, 2012
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