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Grandma's Tea Towel

Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag. The primary difference is that Grandma's Tea Towel is used exclusively by promiscuous females over the age of 60 to clean up semen and vaginal juices from sexual activity. Grandma's Tea Towels are most commonly found underneath Craftmatic Adjustable Beds and under Electric Function and Electric Assist beds found in Assisted Living Facilities throughout the country.
Nurse Sandy: Mary, will you please call Housekeeping and have them do a laundry sweep down the West wing?
Nurse Mary: Sure thing. Anything they need to know?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Please ask them to check under all the beds for Grandma's Tea Towel.
Nurse Mary: Are the female residents getting restless again?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Apparently Dr. Smith is getting a paid vacation from the drug company representative again. The patient scripts for Viagra have tripled in the last week.
by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2014
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Townies

A townie is an arrogant piece of shit who normally walks around town centres. Other words for them are chav,towny and general piece of crap.
Female townies are usually known as hoes or bitches and are usually sluts. They also carry lots of infections that the decent people in the world punks, skaters, greebos should stay well clear of.
The male species normally fink they are "solid" and av lots of "respec'" thats respect spelt badly. Their clothes are normally bought from the local market and although they have names on these are often Borberry (cheap burberry) badidas 9 adidas rip-offs) and often Nice (If you squint it looks like Nike)
Lots of them claim they "boned their hoes" when they were 5 but have of ten neva come into contact id someone of the opposite sex except for when buying cheap alcahol at Threshers.
Rachel Bissel, leader of Townies UK.
Send abuse to 07837725389.
by leo and buva January 4, 2005
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towanna

A traditional African American name typically used for females. She is highly intelligent, down to earth, and cool as fuck. She is highly self-regulated, thus keeping her emotional flare-ups to a minimum. She also strives to be harmonious within and does not intentionally cause disharmony for others. She is regarded as having the best sex skills known to man...and/or woman.
On a scale of 0 to Towanna her sex rates around a 7.5
by DON JUAN Carlos Santana September 23, 2014
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Brown Town Alley

When you're having sex, and you go back and forth from the asshole to the vagina.
"Me and my girl friend love doing Brown Town Alley. Strangely, I enjoy it more than she does."
by Big Geno June 14, 2006
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Two Towels

Expresses the enjoyment of some particular occurrence, item, person, etc.

The two towels are used to soak up the ejaculate of the person doing the enjoying. (This is a figurative ejaculate and not a literal one, but it works either way) 1 Towel would usually be enough, but the extreme pleasure necessitates the use of 2 towels instead of 1.

Originated from an episode of "Drawn Together."
I can't believe Iron Maiden is performing tomorrow! I am going to need two towels!
by The Count of Comics August 4, 2009
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Tomato Town

A place where 10 people were tragically killed.
Some kid: 10 kills on the board right now. Just wipe out Tomato Town.
by Bruhpeepthisone March 13, 2021
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lay the towel down

railing your girlfriend, wi-fee, or any chick who is DTF while they are on the rag. (menstruating)
I don't really worry about head week anymore, I just pull the plug and lay the towel down.

"dude that chick is DTF, but She just started her rag."

"its ok, just pull the plug and lay the towel down."
by thereal801 June 6, 2009
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