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Better to be strong than wear a thong 

Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.
Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.
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Thong Speed 

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief
that all this could really happen to one single person...
I hooked up with a third musician at the festival and my sex life hit thong speed.
Thong Speed by Pagan Marbury September 19, 2005
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thong eyes 

a.k.a mogolian eyes, the main feature of the east asian people.
an expression created by Kuwaiti students in the U.S. to refer secretly to their asian classmates.
-Wo check that hot thong-eyes!

-OMG thong-eyes piss me off with with their non-stop laughs over anything and everything.
thong eyes by UzF December 29, 2004

Thong-Dollaz 

n. Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.
She just had to go and spend all her thong-dollaz on lipo and a cheap-ass boob job.
Thong-Dollaz by A. David Dempster December 10, 2008

thong-dollaz 

Noun: Money made by strippers, especially cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.
"Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work, those are tax-deductible."
thong-dollaz by thongdollaz December 9, 2008

thong-dollaz 

Thong-Dollaz (Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.
"Lemme guess. You spent all of your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work, those are tax deductible"
thong-dollaz by qcaddict December 10, 2008

Thorne Middle School 

Thorne is an amazing place where the most amazing people go. the sixth graders are nice and so are the 7th and 8th graders (well some of them!). Everyone at Thorne is a family, and we treat each other like brothers and sisters. All in all, Thorne is better than bayshore and thompson, just sayin'. peaceee=)
Thorne Middle School is hot, and an amazing place 2 be.