Pet-Dog-Water-Fish

A creature that your baby grandmother would purchase.

My Pet-Dog-Water-Fish is drowning!

by thenigletniggler February 7, 2023

gay pet

a pet that is of significance to being called a gay pet

megan you are my gay pet

by camhandletheheat December 8, 2021

pet rock video

A video upload which contains no useful information, political, technical,
scientific or otherwise important new product caveat updates.
An absolutely boring video.
A video which contains near exact themes in relation to innumerable others.

I saw another pet rock video today of a cute chick on her second day of
distilled water fasting.

by 10isC November 21, 2017

Can i pet that dawg?

A phrase said by a little girl that went viral when she saw a bear and said "can I pet that dawg? "

Little girl:can I pet that dawg?

Woman: No
Man:...

Little girl:can I pet that dawggg?!!!???

Woman:no 😂
Little girl:👺CaN I PeT ThAt DaWg!? 👺
Woman:😂😂😂😂

by NAINAI12 May 4, 2024

Teacher's Pet

Probably one of the most self-centered egomaniacs you'll ever come across. They often flatter the teacher to gain favor, believe they must always achieve perfect scores on exams, essays etc. and tend to get others they don’t like into trouble. On top of that, they can't stand any criticism of the teacher, the school system, or even the assignments they’re given. If you so much as question anything, they’ll jump at the chance to lecture you, acting like you're somehow in the wrong for not agreeing with their perfect, unquestioning approach. And don’t even get them started on their grades, getting a 99% on a test is practically the end of the fucking world for them, as if anything less than perfect is a personal failure. And finally, they'll also remind the teacher about every homework assignment, sometimes even before it's due, just to make sure no one forgets and their precious record stays untarnished.

God I hate that fucking bitch so fucking much, I swear to god, if that teacher's pet reminds Mister Terrible one more time about the homework, I am going to kill her.

by Urban Infinity 2.0 November 23, 2024

PET Evaporated Milk

After all, it’s the original evaporated milk.

PET Evaporated Milk continues to be a staple in millions of homes and is used in many different recipes, from main dishes, to soups, desserts and more.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Wonder Pets

To work together as a team

John: Jake and I are about to Wonder Pets the shit outta group project
Karen: You're whattt?
John: We are gonna work as a team to kick ass on the project

by Legend27 February 19, 2021