Decatur, Texas

Decatur is a small town in Texas. Located north of Dallas, it is a farming community, for the most part. For the uninitiated, in simple to understand language, it is a synonym for Heaven on Earth. It is possible to find angels, divas and other heavenly bodies residing there. The streets have colorful names that depict their origins, such as Farm to Market Rd #2264, written simply as FM 2264 when addressing mail for the postal service. People there are uncommonly open and friendly towards strangers and there are no social clicks beyond everybody is everybody's friend. Summer is hellishly warm, subject to tornadoes, while winter is colder than a well digger's hind end in January during a snow storm. However, spring more than compensates for the extremes of summer and winter, with prairie flowers sprinkled generously along the roadsides. Decatur is the very reason why it is said "God blessed Texas".

DD: Where have you been?

CC: I went to Heaven on Earth(sigh)
DD: Oh. You went to Decatur, Texas again.

by C.C.What December 16, 2011

texas twister

When you cross your pointer and middle finger and cross your pinky and forefinger and insert one set in to the ass and one into the vagina.

Babe I'm gona give you the texas twister.

by Silvershank February 27, 2007

Texas A&M

Texas A&M is the oldest public institution of higher learning in the state of Texas. Much ribbing has been endured by it's students and staff as the butt of many jokes. Most of which are usually found humorous by most Aggie's themselves. In true Texas form, Aggies are steeped in tradition from the moment of acceptance to the university. All Aggie traditions are deeply honored and fiercely defended by a majority of the students and faculty. If a student is particularly involved in keeping and honoring these traditions, he or she is said to be "redass". Adversely, a student who is not concerned about the experiences of the culture outside the classroom, he or she is deemed a "two percenter", indicating the level of involvement in such activities. As for the general demeanor of the students, you will find that a friendly "howdy" is uttered as you pass one by and a willingness to help in any way necessary is standard issue. They don't take themselves too seriously, but are generally dishing out as much good-natured rivalry as they receive. As for "that other school" in Texas, it has been this author's experience that you don't have to be a bed-wetting, self-loathing, liberal hippie to go there. But it sure helps. Remember folks, it could be worse, at least we're not from Oklahoma.

Aggie student: "Howdy! Are you folks finding your way around Texas A&M campus alright?"

Bewildered tour group member: "I think we're lost, and I don't know about anyone else, but I'm starving!!"

Aggie student: "No problem everyone!! If you'll follow me, we'll head on over to the MSC grill for some grub and then I'll show y'all the flag room! Hats off guys, we're inside."

by sixstringslinger June 19, 2011

Texas Longhorn

When you are lying next to a girl and you finger her with your middle and ring finger, with your thumb on her clit, and your pointer finger and pinky resting on her inner thighs. It looks like the Texas Longhorns' hand signal.

"How do you finger a girl?"

"I just give her the ol Texas Longhorn, makes her cum everytime."

by Robert Atkinson May 30, 2006

texas chili bowl

it involves tobasco sauce, a telephone, and the anus.

I don't know what kind of kid would give him a texas chili bowl; I only know that I wouldn't ever want to be on that kid's bad side.

by ButtersFTMFW December 4, 2010

Texas Scramble

A sexual position where the male jams his balls in the females anus and the woman shits out his balls

i gave my wife a dirty texas scramble

by OllieTheolive February 2, 2009

Texas Tow-Truck

When a girl gives you a blow job and you dragg her across the bed by your penis

Are those teeth marks

yeah i gave a girl a Texas Tow-Truck

by My Dixie Recked August 14, 2009