flonder type luck

When you obtain a scenario that was meant to be extremely lucky is actually extremely unlucky.

Dude, that was only a 1% chance to kill me, what the hell?
Wow, you must have flonder type luck.

by Doiry July 27, 2021

Deadly Typo

When someone accidentally makes a VERY sus typo over chat

“Yeah I heard Ray is eating out Bella”

“BRO WHAT?”
“I MEANT TAKING OUT, SORRY, DEADLY TYPO”

by Vinceywincey March 30, 2022

edge typing

The act of typing a message the same time as the other person (typically on iPhone)

I stopped typing my message because I noticed Ruby was edge typing.

I noticed Willy was edge typing so I didn’t send the message and I ended up forgetting what I was gonna say.

by humpydumpy August 23, 2022

TTB (Typical Travis Behavior)

Someone who writes half a sentence, sends a random letter, and an emoji

Alex : Guys, do you know where I can illegaly download a movie ?
Travis : I think you can

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💀
Andre : wtf ?
Alex : He has TTB (Typical Travis Behavior) don't mind him

by SkuiiD November 20, 2022

A typical Among Us game

Below is an among us play

A typical Among Us game
Blue: Why did you call meeting orange?
Orange: Brown sus
Yellow: Proof?
Orange: Brown kill rose in admin
Lime: Right in Admin? Sounds pretty sus to me…
Brown: µm
Brown again: sorry I fell asleep, who sus?
Orange: Brown sus
Maroon, Lime, Pink, and Grey: Orange sus!
Orange: Biden, Purple, Parrot, Rodrick Heffley, Blue, Brown, Orange, Plant, Amogus, Ducky, Kitty, Grumpy Cat, and Franklin Delano Roosevelt are all sus.
Brown: vote orange
Orange was not The Impostor. 1 Impostor Remains
Red: can I interest you in some penis enlargement?
'Emergency Meeting'
Brown: Red sus
Red: wtf
Black: vote red
Red was not the Impostor. 1 Impostor remains
10 minutes later…
'Dead Body Reported'
Brown: Black was dead in Security, and White was standing on top of it.
White: No! I swear I was doing tasks!
Brown: You lie! I saw you on top of it!
Purple: Brown actually has a point. Brown? Was Black dead by wires?
Brown: No, he was dead by the monitor. White must have snuck in and killed him.
Purple: Maybe he was checking other areas. After all, we're on Polus.
Brown: Makes sense, Purple.
Purple: Arrrgh! Just vote White and get it over with!
White was the Impostor. 0 Impostors remain

by RedIsSoSus November 20, 2022

Fairy Type Gym Leader

An insult to describe a particularly annoying and effeminate male

Shawn: OMG, you're so annoying tsk tsk tsk
Ben: Shut the fuck up you Fairy Type Gym Leader

by sunnA sunU January 2, 2023

Stroke Typing

When you type a message so badly you could potentially be having a stroke.

"ac tua lkgaME POINTS"

"Man you really do be stroke typing today"

by escington January 13, 2023