jive ass turkey 

What Huggy Bear brought to the Starsky and Hutch Thanksgiving Dinner.

Yo, help yo'sef to sum o' dat jive ass turkey I brought fo' dinnah.

jive ass turkey by Baretta April 15, 2003

Turkey 

this move takes years of training but can be a great crowd pleaser at an unlively barmitzvar or baptism. first you need a saggy sack, pinch your sack and pull it up over your balls and penis, make sure everything is tucked in. Then use your fingers to rearange your genitals into the correct position. If it is done correctly you can transform yourself to look exactly like a plucked christmas turkey. Amazing

Richard was so impressed when i showed him my turkey, however he said that I'd not plucked it well enough so he didn't eat it.

Turkey by Rob Lewis March 15, 2005

Turkeyism 

Basically racism but for turkeys, acts of turkeyism is eating turkeys

John "What did you do for Thanksgiving?" Dan "I ate some turkey as every year" John "you are a turkeyism"

Turkeyism by Kool kid aka B3nluke October 20, 2021

croch turkey 

1.bugs infested in ones vagina and/or penis hairs

2.What u say a girl that queefs a lot has

1.When Bill Clinton pulled off Monicas panties he those croch turkeys were gobeling.

2.God damn Jesse queefs to much that bitch must have the croch turkeys!

croch turkey by Matt36000 January 15, 2008

Plump Turkey 

Making a girl eat a lot then shove your penis down her throat to make her vomit.

Yea I just gave her a plump turkey now I have to clean up my bed sheets.

Plump Turkey by Tootie Frootie Tommy November 25, 2010

Catching the Crazy Turkey 

A sexual act that involves a wild turkey as well as making turkey noises during intercourse. If you don't know what it is, it's too wild for you.

Dave: Why does Gary look so tired?
Larry: Shit dude, bet he was catching the crazy turkey last night, if you know what I mean!
Dave: ...what?

Catching the Crazy Turkey by CheekyHandle December 13, 2014

Turkey 

Turkey is a country that's in Asia and Europe - awesome, I know.

A: You should go to Turkey
B: Wheres that?
A: Uhhh...

Turkey by rfgjhiuahga December 28, 2011