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Poser Stoner 

A bud smoker who starts smoking after the age of 18 and/or a bud smoker who did not smoke until starting college. They generally try to pass off as a legit sm0ker, but were most likely known as preppy shit talkers in highschool who thought they were better than the stoners they now try to pass off as.
Look at Lindsey! Back in the gap she used to trip if someone lit an el around her and all of a sudden she wants to hit it? Poser stoner.
Poser Stoner by PHAT420 January 7, 2011
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bi-stoner 

like those who are bi-polar, bi-stoners can't decide how they feel.

bi-stoners will be notorious for their use of marijuana, but when asked to join in a routine sesh may claim to have "quit." have no fear, they'll be back to using soon enough.
sean: yo paul, you and melissa celebrating 420?

paul: nah man, she doesn't blaze anymore

sean: she's a fucking bi-stoner man, you gotta watch out for those bitches.
bi-stoner by mary fucking j May 10, 2011

Love Stoner 

You make people love yo so much that tey feel stoned
Im your Love Stoner.
Love Stoner by Sk8ergirl1322 December 21, 2008

tall stoner 

A person who smokes a lot of weed and is proud of it.
That Tommy Chong is a tall stoner.
tall stoner by doodahman October 29, 2010

macguyver stoner

(Noun) a stoner who creates or builds whilst under the influence of marijuanna.
He's a MacGuyver stoner, he built a water pipe out of Legos and cheese.
macguyver stoner by Digger mama December 12, 2013

Silent Stoner 

A stoner who doesn't talk much when high. Usually because they're lost in their own thoughts, or because they have nothing to say.
Dave: Eric doesn't talk much when he's high.

Michael: Probably cause he's a silent stoner.
Silent Stoner by blueberry42 February 27, 2014

psuedo stoner

An annoying, usually very young, boy or girl on the internet that has either never smoked weed, or has only done so once. Pseudo stoners use the words "bro," "nigga," and "bruh" on a daily basis.
"That dude is a psuedo stoner, man."
psuedo stoner by youfoundher February 6, 2015