facebook status whore 

NOUN

One who clogs your facebook notifications with ridiculous status updates every 30 minutes.

25 notifications in a row?? Jeff is such a Facebook status whore !!

facebook status whore by soapy pickle November 4, 2013

MOG status 

1. noun - A state of perfection that can only be described by the words "Mother of God."

2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.

Person 1 - "Here is your mixed drink!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"

MOG status by Professor Funkadopolis January 14, 2014

Jerk-Status 

The point in a relationship to where the girl is comfortable jerking off the guy.

Ted reached Jerk-Status with Liz last week!

Jerk-Status by Adb1002 August 29, 2018

Tiger Woods Status 

Your brain turning off the sound or images from media saturation. Auto-mute.

Joe Paterno now has Tiger Woods [Status.}

The Kardashians have Tiger Woods Status

Tiger Woods Status by Catdog12756 November 12, 2011

Birthday Card Status 

When you are no longer in contact with a person, but they still mail you a birthday card on your birthday!?!?

We haven't talked in months, but apparently we are on Birthday Card Status!

Birthday Card Status by Lucy Loo Allblue February 4, 2012

Big dick status 

A penis when erect that is longer than 5.16 inches

I’m looking for a man with big dick status not your little Vienna sasuage put that thing away!

Big dick status by Test Her limit bruh October 24, 2020

Fat Girl Status 

(adj) Used to describe obsessive concerns with food. Typical actions of what a fat girl would do to obtain food.

1) Ordering a microwave to your hotel room to make popcorn after a huge meal. One would say "Dude...that was so fat girl status!"

2) Eating an entire roll of cookie dough and then going to get a fatty buritto at 1:00 in hte morning is "fat girl status"

Fat Girl Status by Jawhitt February 17, 2005