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Smacking Bananas

Using hemorrhoid creme when you are suffering from hemorrhoids (see: Packing Bananas).
Smacking bananas with witch hazel takes the itch away.
by By hook or crook January 11, 2012
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Sacking

When you have drugs and you need a good place to hide them quickly so you put the baggie in the space between your balls and your penis.
Person 1 : Yo Shit it’s the feds bruv hide the coke!
Person 2 : nah worries man I’ll start sacking ‘em.
by Toughcookie2000 January 26, 2018
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stocking-stouffers

Small Christmas --- oops, I mean, WINTER HOLIDAY --- gifts of boxed frozen ready-to-eat-or-heat edibles.
Giving someone stocking-stouffers is all well and good, but you need to place said goodies in said cloth receptacles just shortly before their recipients come to collect them, since the frozen packages would likely start thawing before too long, and thus would make a drippy mess.
by QuacksO July 9, 2021
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coffee stalking

when you keep running into the same person or people at your favorite coffee spot.
What, are you coffee stalking me again?
by lflqueen February 19, 2009
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strip sacking bitches

or S-S-B
1. verb clause, commonly used in American football sports context: the process by which a defensive player tackles the quarterback behind the line of scrimmage and forcibly removes the ball from the QB grasp and makes a mockery of his opponent's manhood.
‎2. notwithstanding literal meanings refering to the assault and/or capture by way of a sackcloth women or female dogs.

See also 'violent crime'
James Harrison has been strip sacking bitches on a consitent basis in the NFL for several seasons.

Coach said, "I want to see you strip sacking bitches out on that field this Saturday, Johnson! WWJPD. What would Julius Peppers do?!"
by footballfan22 November 11, 2011
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movie stalking

When you become so obsessed with an actor/actress that you look up their filmography on their IMDb page and proceed to watch every single movie (or tv show) that they have ever been in.
I'm seriously movie stalking Jennifer Lawrence. I'm working through from the very beginning of her career to now.

I've been sorta movie stalking Andrew Garfield. I've even seen his one-episode television appearances.
by goingsupernova December 24, 2012
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like stalking

Like'ing All the posts/comments Your crush makes on FB Just to let them know You are watching their every Move
Jenny : Who is this "Dave" fellow ? He keeps 'like'ing everything I post on FB
Juna : aww, He Must have a solid crush on You, that is why He is Like Stalking You !
by r28d September 16, 2013
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