Skip to main content

Socks lesbian

A particularly frumpy, average-looking Irish woman in her 30s or 40s. Usually has a fondness for wearing faded t-shirts featuring logos of bygone music festivals, ill-fitting boot-cut jeans and hoodies. Tends to drink pints of Guinness and eat copious amounts of processed pork products. Alongside the staple music of choice, The Saw Doctors, the typical socks lesbian also listens to middle-of-the-road music such as Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, The Eagles etc.
Tom: Jesus! There's a serious smell of ham and Guinness farts in here!
Gerry: Yeah, sure the Saw Doctors are playing tonight. The place is full of socks lesbians!
by Cabage_master November 20, 2018
mugGet the Socks lesbianmug.

White socks

Best when they are dirty and smelly. Footfetish people will love the sight of dirty white socks
I saw my classmates dirty white socks and Got a big boner
by Dirty white socks November 10, 2019
mugGet the White socksmug.

homey sock

A pool ball inside a sock and then taped so it doesn't split when used as a weapon
That boy dropped when he got raped with that "homey sock "!
by The slyman March 8, 2020
mugGet the homey sockmug.

mr socks

a canadian-lebanese genshin impact streamer and youtuber. he is very well-spoken and gives very good advice both in life and genshin. he is also very tall.
mr socks is streaming! cant wait to watch him farm vermillion for his xiao
by bananabreadbotox July 6, 2023
mugGet the mr socksmug.

Work Sock

When you are so horny when you get off work that you don't even have time to get a Kleenex; all you have time to do is throw off a shoe, take off a sock & release a gooey delight after a hard day workin' for the man. Can cum in any color or size as long as you had at least 8 hours of work in them.

Also can be referred to as a really ugly girl that is used for sex. She would be a cum sock. Throw it in the washer/out-of-your-apartment when you're done & never talk to it/her until next week when you are horny again.
Brian: "Fuck Mark, I'm so horny I just blew a load in my work sock".
Mark: "Nice, sounds like a long day at the office".

Jeff: "Dude that girl was so ugly, how horny were you to have to bang her"?
Jared: "I was so horny, it was either her or a cum sock!!"
mugGet the Work Sockmug.

Sock Nap

When a person takes, or more particularly "collapses into," a nap with the person's socks on due to a mentally depleting or tiring experience.
Friend 1: Have you talked to anyone about what happened at the party yet?
Friend 2: Just Shahin. I called him about it and he got so hyped that I had to take a sock nap afterwards.
by Gettin'Trippy September 15, 2019
mugGet the Sock Napmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email