by slurpyface June 22, 2013
When a friend, collegue or just fellow dude takes public credit for sleeping with a woman, that his friend, collegue or fellow dude actually slept with.
Bob is a snatch jack, can you believe he told everyone arond the water cooler that he slept with Liz from accounting, we all know it was Justin who slept with her.
by Swine Doctor April 07, 2011
Female equivalent of a cockblock. Someone or something that gets in the way of a woman getting laid.
This guy was checking me out, but my boyfriend was hanging all over me like a total snatch catch. There was no way I was getting laid.
by webBoi July 05, 2009
A man or woman who enjoys inserting their nose into a womans twat and sniffing. Usually sniffing enthusiastically with a snorting noise much like a pig, hence the phrase.
Doreen, did you know that Kenneth has a penchant for sniffing my vaginal aromas....he's a real snatch pig
by ranyryan August 24, 2008
“Yo man, you see that bum stole my 4 for 4?!”
“Man, I’m about to hit that mans with the one-armed bum snatch!”
“Man, I’m about to hit that mans with the one-armed bum snatch!”
by tenpennytowers May 04, 2019
When you are bald headed and it looks like someone snatched a hand full of your hair out! On the back of your neck, the sides of your head or on the top of your head. Just nappy headed with very short hair like a used brillo pad.
by good good32 March 20, 2012
the pimpest teacher ever. Madame Snatches school of learning. Specials in teaching how to get drunk and what to do if your penis is on fire can be found overusing the saying 1-2-3 all eyes on me
by Elle May 17, 2004