"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."
"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."
"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."
by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016
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by Slangninjaninjaninja November 14, 2016
Get the Smoothie mug.1. Someone who is beyond smooth, and has shown fantastic grace and ability in the act of seducing those of the opposite gender
2. When a guy tries to slide into the dms but in real life
2. When a guy tries to slide into the dms but in real life
by Nuclear Toast November 27, 2016
Get the smoothlord mug.Someone who is inexperienced with dating but pretends that they have a lot more experience than they really do. They will switch between being very poetic about love to being bluntly sexual in seemingly random intervals in a conversation, usually very short after meeting someone.
They do not take rejection well, but also may not acknowledge that a rejection occurred in the first place.
Despite this, they often brag about their success and dating experience, and make this their whole identity.
They do not take rejection well, but also may not acknowledge that a rejection occurred in the first place.
Despite this, they often brag about their success and dating experience, and make this their whole identity.
Within five minutes, Jerry had told her she was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen, implied the possibility of marriage, asked her if she liked rough sex, asked if she wanted to be his slave, and ignored her attempts to reject him. All in all, a move typical of a smoothmaster.
by Dr. Sigh January 6, 2017
Get the smoothmaster mug.A smoothie is a lack of a sexual reproduction organ, resulting in an completely smooth patch of skin between your legs
Male 1:So, lat night I was masturbating in the shower last nigh-
Male 2:How can a smoothie haver masturbate?
Male 2:How can a smoothie haver masturbate?
by Handsomdemo January 8, 2017
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