Simon

This person is the most hated person you will ever meet. He is a gay faggot who rides on an imaginary cock all day and gets no girls. This person is the biggest snitch and bitchboy you will ever meet. He is also the biggest pussy ever because when he misses a basketball shot he starts crying.

Person 1: C'mon man it was just a prank
Person 2: "Starts Crying and goes to snitch"
Person 1: Stop being a Simon!

by Not-Jaxon November 30, 2021

Simon

A guy with a super big dick, super funny and the best.

Simon is a guy with a super big dick, super funny and the best.

by DevSimonn February 28, 2022

Simon

Fat polish immigrant

Simon u fat polish immigrant

by Big polish April 1, 2022

simon linnarsson

A sexy guy who likes to play Destiny and loves everyone but max newbery

if someone hates you like he really simon linnarsson you

by agata...singel December 12, 2016

Simon Sadler

A man who takes over a football club he supports and saves it from administration.

Bolton Wanderers F.C. really need a Simon Sadler to take over their club
"We've got Simon Sadler"

by BenGarrityAppreciation August 23, 2019

Simon

A guy that wrecked a kid tonight

Lets simon a kid!

by Suckmyassxx1234 January 11, 2019

Simon

Dumb zombie

Watch out, is a simon nearby!

by MueSolomon November 21, 2021