Short Timer

A luck son of a bitch who moves out west for the snow season in a couple of days, so clearly not a fuck will be given at work.

That bastard will be waist deep in fresh powder in two days, fucking short timer.

by ecov spmah December 5, 2011

Short Stack

an AWSUM band from australia (named after pancakes <3)
originating from a NSW town called Budgewoi

the band, which consist of 3 members (Andy- bass and the worlds sexiest back up vocals ever heard , Bradie- drums and keys and Shaun- lead guitar and vocals)formed in 2005 to enter in the YouthRock competition (they didn't win)

they have 2 albums, Stack is the New Black and This is Bat Country, and possibly the coolest hair ever ( even with thier new haircuts)
these sexiii boys are by far the best looking and nicest people i have met ( they were so concerned about by broken arm <3)
have way more fans than they have haters

Awsum person: OMG short stack signed my cast

Not so awsum person: dude wth do you like short stack they are such homos

Other awsum person: i can't believe you just said that, some people really don't apreciate good looks and good talent

Random guy: imma start calling them pancakes now

Awsum person WTH??

by Leslie Hungry January 20, 2011

Short Stop

A girl who likes small dicks. Will never go with big dicks.

Matt: Dude she won't have sex with me because "it's" too big.

Pat: I know what a short stop.

by Stifford April 28, 2009

short king

A short king is a term made popular by Cody Ko and Noel Miller to describe a short boy who has an inflated ego despite lack of stature. A short king will usually have a very sarcastic sense of humor and feels the need to prove himself as an Alpha despite being two feet tall. Short kings are 5'9'' and under.

Short King: "Should I go talk to Chad for you? I can convince him to come over here."
Friend of Short King: "Please don't Short King this up!"

by mnema geoff October 17, 2018

short circuit

Touching both of one's nipples with a single hand.

When he short circuited me, it felt like cool ranch.

by princess douglyn August 31, 2018

short vibes

The vibes someone gives off that make you think they would be short.

Bonnie really gives off short vibes, you know?

by uncomfii February 13, 2021

buzzed shorts

A level of intoxication prior to being wastey pants.

Usually on the cusp of having a good night but not quite sure what type of bad decisions you may make.

"I hope that girl decides to go from buzzed shorts to wastey pants tonight... I wanna make bad decisions with her."

by Efffsandwich December 22, 2013