shoot me in the face

a phrase said when something sucks very very very much or is crappy. especially when you are very bored or someone you hate walks into the room.

alba: erin just walked in the room.
elizabeth: oh my god, shoot me in the face

by elizabethandalba December 22, 2008

shoot from the hip

an expression which suggests the described person
a. speaks or behaves in a brusque, honest fashion
b. does not censor their actions or words
c. speaks tersely; communicates with the fewest number of words

cf. to be brutally honest; to tell it like it is; to pull no punches

deriv. (Old West--when a person who 'shot from the hip' pulled their trigger in a proper draw (ie from a hip holster.) This is in direct contrast to a person who arrived to the gunfight with guns drawn. By extension, a person who 'shoots from the hip' possesses the positive quality of handling a situation in the prescribed mode.)

I really like Vin Diesel's character; he sure shoots from the hip, boy!

by BGJ August 30, 2004

shoot the moon

to throw up from consuming to much alcohol

"man i drank to much pabst i feel like i need to shoot the moon!"

by btacrew January 20, 2007

Shoot pool with a rope

when one's dick cannot become hard during sex due to the amount of alcohol (i.e. whiskey) consumed. a.k.a. "whiskey dick."

Because of my heavy drinking habits i often shoot pool with a rope when I'm with my slampiece, but its no problem because i always hammer it out in the morning.

by big dh February 28, 2011

crap shoot

A way to decribe something that is messed up or not right

the playoffs is a crapshoot

by Matthew December 12, 2003

shoot some pool

an invite to play a game of billards

lets shoot some pool after work

by gcaeronautics November 12, 2013

shoot from the hip

1.To make a decision or execute an action in the spur of the moment.
2.A quick reaction

"woah, joe had to shoot from the hip when that teacher woke him up and asked him a question"

by zatch August 29, 2004