shank

th process of partaking in a 'wank' whilst sat on the toilet, having a shit.

I can't wait to have a shank when I get home from work

by burns November 17, 2003

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shankar and the lads

A mysterious and wonderful group of philanthropists, dedicated to manipulating the governments of the world through pop culture and music. Currently located in the mountains of Shankarland, the Headquarters of Shankar and the Lads is a magical place of wonderment and fancy. However, Intruders will be converted into liquid carrot if they are caught.

Shankar and the Lads have just set my village on fire and I FEEL GREAT!!!11

by Kiru November 6, 2003

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shankette

A tiny knife, usaully unimpressive.

that shankette is mighty homo Ryan!

by Paco May 13, 2005

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shanklove

A person on the MMORPG runescape who owns people in the wild. Shanklove is deadly and considered to be dangerous.

Did you see shanklove own that kid in full mystic? I bet he will go emo from all the st00f he lost.

by William22334 December 14, 2008

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shank

To stab Someone Fast and or Repeatedly, Usually with a homemade knife/weapon known as a SHIV! A shiv is a weapon generally found in Jails.
COmmonShivs: Sharpend Toothbrush, Chicken Bone, Metal fastened to a stick, Screwdriver.

Hey, Dont make me SHANK you with my Chicken Shiv!

by Ty G April 13, 2008

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