Shart

A fart that goes wrong…followed by a wet shit!!

Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!

by raj13 January 14, 2023

sharted

a fart but wet with shit

i sharted my pants last night it was horrible.

by anonymous November 4, 2020

farts over sharts

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022

shart

The combination of the words shit and art, used to describe pieces of modern art that are so shit they shouldn't be shown in any art exhibition.

"My dad says all video installations are shart."

by zaryuturi October 19, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

shart

heaven. chocolate ice cream.

hey i sharted on my moms grave, then took out a spoon and ate it. brent was there, and he had vanilla flavored one

by anonymous March 25, 2022

ice shart

the muddy slush of snow found in sidewalks and mostly on the sides of roads, very gross

person A: dude, why are your shoes so dirty?
person B: oh I stepped in ice shart
person A: ooooh

by wapqueen3659 January 14, 2022