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Michigan Second

Verb. Titty Fucking. Second Base on the Michigan scale according to local residents. Yet to be confirmed by a statewide poll.
M: Hey baby let's go to second base.
W: Sure, grab my boobs.
M: Nah baby, i needs me some Michigan Second.
by wink, wink December 1, 2009
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5 second rule

A socially accepted rule that states a piece of food or edible meterial can safely be eaten if it is dropped on the ground for no more than five seconds.
The kitchen procedures (modified 60 second rule) of the San Remo Hotel in Las Vegas, NV.
by Sn00p July 10, 2004
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Second City of the UK

Birmingham according to Wikipedia is without doubt the second city of the UK - wanabee rival Manchester is a Grim Decaying Mill Town that ranks 9th - how embarassing!

1 London 7,172,091
2 Birmingham 970,892
3 Glasgow 629,501
4 Liverpool 469,017
5 Leeds 443,247
6 Sheffield 439,866
7 Edinburgh 430,082
8 Bristol 420,556
9 Manchester 394,269
Birmingham the second city of the UK - let's all laugh at the poverty stricken grim mill town of Manchester ranked at a lowly 9th!
by Anthony H Wilson October 17, 2008
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Fleetwood Park secondary school (FPSS)

A secondary school in Fleetwood, Surrey that has a lot of high people. Also has a very good music program, and a lot of smart Asian kids.
Wow Fleetwood Park secondary school (FPSS) is the best school ever!
by sunnynoodlerice October 25, 2018
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Seton Hall Prep

Seton Hall Prep is a Catholic boys high school in West Orange, NJ. It is known for being the oldest Catholic high school in the state and for glorifying the jock culture. Most of the jocks there are so insecure and resentful about not having gotten into a better private high school (usually Delbarton, the other large Catholic boys school in North Jersey) that they assuage themselves by degrading anyone they can. Usually, this takes one of the following two forms: the Neanderthal, hateful, angry, insecure SHP jock will 1) go on blogs like this to insult Delbarton and its students (which is pathetic, since almost all of Delbarton's graduates go to Ivy League or "Little Ivy League" colleges in SHARP contrast to SHP graduates) or 2) bully any classmate at Seton Hall Prep who is not a jock and/or a Neanderthal.
This is best exemplified by reading prior entries on this blog where Seton Hall Prep's OWN STUDENTS unwittingly undermine SHP's reputation by their semi-literate, angry, immature, homophobic, ignorant posts. Further examples of the semi-literacy and slothfulness of the SHP Neanderthal SubType can be found on other student blogs like "Rate My Teacher".

For example, see prior definition where the proud Seton Hall student brags that at SHP, they are better at banging the sluttiest prostitutes (HIS reference to their girlfriends). Yeah.... that's impressive. I'm sure the administration is proud of THAT definition.
by SHP survivor March 15, 2011
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White oaks secondary school

White oaks is located in Oakville. They have by far the hottest girls in the world. Man that school is Bombz. 95% of the kids are stoners.
Liam: yo im going to go to Holy trinity for highschool
Andre: why man White oaks secondary school is where its at
by dredog148 January 11, 2011
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8 seconds

While doing your woman from behind, call out another chicks name and hang in there for "8 seconds", this is also known as a bull riding term.
I hung in their for 8 seconds after I said the wrong name, she to tried to buck me off!
by Big Bad Booty Daddy March 11, 2003
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