Swiss semi

When the penis refuses to fully arise and stays neutral during coitus.

Oh dear my love, it's not happening here, I have a Swiss semi!

by The Haxman December 6, 2022

SwishFuck

A common word used by every golfer during a round of golf often on multiple occasions.

It is also a word used by fellow players to describe someone’s golf swing.

A golfer hitting the ball of the first tee which is either topped, sliced or hooked can be heard saying “ aye, that was a proper SwishFuck shot”

Other players - “here comes SwishFuck”

by Brambleena January 7, 2023

swiss hammer

The Swiss Hammer is the winner in a round of Limp Biscuit. He is the consumer of the cum covered cracker.

"Beatswifer was the Swiss Hammer. He totally ate that Ritz cracker after 5 other dudes circle jerked on it and he was the last to spew. Wonder if he needs a beer to wash that down?"

by Da Cunning Linguist January 21, 2023

Swisshole

An asshole from Switzerland.

Those bankers at UBS are real Swissholes, they liquidated MORL at the absolute bottom!

by BoneCrusher2000 February 1, 2023

Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".

Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

Swiss Cheese Raincoat

When a Woman pole holes in the rubber

I’m gonna give Him a Swiss Cheese Raincoat

by Starlet Johnson March 14, 2023

Swish Reezy

A Fire Southwest Florida Artist and a part of the Rap Group 890.

"Ayo, have you heard that new Swish Reezy song nigga?"
"Yeah dawg that shit was hard af."

by Swish Reezy June 27, 2023