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swingdingitz

Cell phone code for weed that is only looked for when you have extremely limited funds. aka Swag
Couz: You lookin for that kindbud?
Millertime: Nah, i can only get swingdingitz.
by Nick Couz February 9, 2004
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swing ones ass

The way someone walks when he perceives himself to be a class above others.
Me: Dave's swagger, and pompous attitude doesn't bother me so much, since you told me he is paid much less than I am.

Office Manager: Yeah, he does swing his ass when when he walks.
by johnnyb July 23, 2004
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Swinga-Dings

the folding arms on glasses and sunnies
Me: F*ck man! someone stood on your glasses and broke the swinga-dings!

Orlando: NOOOOOO! not again! *sits in corner to cry*
by Peter Lamb January 14, 2008
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swing-ball

The origins of the game of swing-ball are both complex and convoluted. Sadly, much of the history of this great sport has been lost through the decay and ravages of time. Nevertheless, a rough sketch of the creation and development of the game can, at least in part, be ascertained.

In the Autumn of 2001, a handful of high school students from Hawthorne, New Jersey met to discuss their plans for the upcoming season. The game of soccer had grown in popularity in the small town over the last few decades, and several of these young men actively took part in the local school team. The group hoped to develop a training regimen that would assist in improving their own dribbling and passing skills, as well as general fitness and agility.

The result of this brain-trust would be what we now know as swing-ball. Early pick-up games at Goffle Brook Park quickly became common-place, and a call for organization and structure for the sport soon became deafening. In response to this, the founders of the sport agreed upon the establishment of an official organization: the United Swing-Ball Association (U.S.B.A.). This association now oversees all known amateur and professional leagues globally.

It is hoped that this website will assist in uniting and mobilizing all future grassroots efforts for the advancement and establishment of swing-ball leagues.
Ben: There's a swingset!
Charlie: Anyone have a soccerball?
Dave: Yeah!
Joe: Anyone up for a little 2 on 2 swing-ball?
Unison: HECK YEAH!!
by DMBoyd June 13, 2008
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swinusitis

Sinus irritation or inflammation that you suspect may be caused by swine flu.
Dude, my sinuses are all stuffed up. I wonder if it's swinusitis.

Keep your pandemic germs away from me!
by marlopoohbear May 1, 2009
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swine faux

The fact the regardless of what you have (a cold, a cough, or just don't show up to school)every person in the room accuses you of having swine flu or the fact that any sickness will now be referred to as Swine Flu to the common public.
GUY 1: *sneeze*

GUY 2: Bless You

GUY 1: Thanks man.

GUY 3: Ugh! Don't bless him! He has Swine Flu!

GUY 2: Ew! nuh uh!

CLASS: What!? Guy 1 HAs Swine Flu! RUNNNN!

GUY 2: Dudes, chill it's Probably just "Swine Faux"
by Xzjak May 7, 2009
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Swinging door.

Another way to say you're bisexual. To be bisexual. To play for both sides. To date both men and women. To have sex with both men and women.
- "Is he gay?"
- "No, I think he's just a swinging door."
- "Excellent, I have a chance!"
by Cam Jam. August 25, 2009
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