- a male who ignores bros and goes out of their way to be with a girl
- a male who rejects plans with the boys for the girl
- a male who rejects plans with the boys for the girl
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Noun. That best friend of yours that always gets blamed for things he probably did, yet still gets away with them.
Chad: Dude, did you hear Mike got caught pulling a double decker last week?
Brandon: No way, seriously?
Chad: Yeah, but he def totes got away with it, brah. We got Bro J. Simpson over here...
Brandon: No way, seriously?
Chad: Yeah, but he def totes got away with it, brah. We got Bro J. Simpson over here...
by The Makeout Bandit October 25, 2011
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by We love jon February 18, 2020
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by hirosawa March 10, 2020
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by koreaboo2016 March 31, 2020
Get the Simp mug.*A man who puts himself in a submissive or subservient position below a woman in hopes of being given sex as a reward, often by throwing other men under the bus in order to do so.
*A man who donates money to women via twitch, youtube, ppatreon or onlyfans.
*A man who gets married without taking precautions, see prenup.
*A man who allows himself to be used as a doormat by members of the opposite sex.
*A man who abandons his male friends to have sex with (or try to have sex with) a woman.
*A man who emotionally invests in a woman with a high body count.
*A man who raises another man's kid/s.
*A man who donates money to women via twitch, youtube, ppatreon or onlyfans.
*A man who gets married without taking precautions, see prenup.
*A man who allows himself to be used as a doormat by members of the opposite sex.
*A man who abandons his male friends to have sex with (or try to have sex with) a woman.
*A man who emotionally invests in a woman with a high body count.
*A man who raises another man's kid/s.
"Riley keeps whiteknighting for Jess on Twitter, he's such a fucking simp."
"Liam's a simp, he told me spent two hundred dollars on Sarah's onlyfans."
"Yeah, he used to be our friend. The girl he was trying to fuck kept being a bitch to the rest of us so we kicked her out and he followed her, like a fucking simp."
"Being a simp was his downfall. He knew she was a slut in college but married her anyway. She cheated and then took everything he had in the divorce, even his fucking dog."
"Liam's a simp, he told me spent two hundred dollars on Sarah's onlyfans."
"Yeah, he used to be our friend. The girl he was trying to fuck kept being a bitch to the rest of us so we kicked her out and he followed her, like a fucking simp."
"Being a simp was his downfall. He knew she was a slut in college but married her anyway. She cheated and then took everything he had in the divorce, even his fucking dog."
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