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don't let me get the roast on you

Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.
Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
by Dankness at its finest July 9, 2017
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An incredibly accurate, culinary description of what the average African American woman's vagina looks like suffering from a yeast infection while on her period. Her vagina's dank and musty, dark purple meat flaps are almost indistinguishable from Arby's delicious sliced ROAST BEEF and oozing from them like Arby's yummy warm CHEDDAR cheese sauce is the untreated slop of rancid chunky bacterial discharge churned together with dark brown coagulating menstrual flow...which is of course Arby's amazing RED RANCH sauce!
If Michelle Obama had a vagina and could have a heavy period and get yeast infections then his Vagina would look like a roast beef and cheddar with extra red ranch. But she's a dude so....ya.
by D3ATHW15H December 23, 2022
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Chunky Roast

When you cut a whole in the bottom of a peanut butter jar, and two men insert their penis in both openings of the peanut butter jar and "spit roast" it.
Me and my homie Grady just did a Chunky Roast this morning.
by 234568789uifohug2 February 11, 2025
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Post-roast

comebacks made after a previous fight or argument with someone.
Simin got frustrated thinking about his argument with his brother, he had so many post-roasts he could’ve said.
by Lunchbox7734 January 30, 2020
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ranch roast

Bro Timmy just got ranch roasted by those dudes
by Pintsizetaco December 27, 2017
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Intellectual roast

An intellectual roast is when you roast someone by proving you're smarter.
"What's 2+2?"

"4. Boom! Intellectual roast!"
by Clarinet Jones January 22, 2017
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