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don't let me get the roast on you

Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.
Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
by Dankness at its finest July 9, 2017
mugGet the don't let me get the roast on youmug.
An incredibly accurate, culinary description of what the average African American woman's vagina looks like suffering from a yeast infection while on her period. Her vagina's dank and musty, dark purple meat flaps are almost indistinguishable from Arby's delicious sliced ROAST BEEF and oozing from them like Arby's yummy warm CHEDDAR cheese sauce is the untreated slop of rancid chunky bacterial discharge churned together with dark brown coagulating menstrual flow...which is of course Arby's amazing RED RANCH sauce!
If Michelle Obama had a vagina and could have a heavy period and get yeast infections then his Vagina would look like a roast beef and cheddar with extra red ranch. But she's a dude so....ya.
by D3ATHW15H December 23, 2022
mugGet the Roast Beef and Cheddar with extra Red Ranchmug.

Roasting my boot

To become flustered or to be made to become flustered by someone/something
Alex: Jenna is Hella fine.
James: Yeah, I keep roasting my boot every time I look at her
by Yourpseudonymwillappearpnline February 6, 2021
mugGet the Roasting my bootmug.

god's roast

A roast beef so goof it can only be known as God's own roast.
"Bro, this roast beef is so good, it must be God's roast!"
by DumbNuts September 5, 2016
mugGet the god's roastmug.

Roast

A pre-planned several hour period a group spends planted in a single location, marathon watching a movie/TV series, shooting the shit or drinking; a state of being connected to the present moment.
To avoid the Sunday Scaries, Mike scheduled a roast watching obscure brutally gory western films and eating an assortment of eggs.
by Bone Tomahawk June 23, 2024
mugGet the Roastmug.

National Neil Roast Day

Hey guys! You'll never guess what day it is today!
Lemme guess it's National Neil Roast Day again?
by Oojiflip June 15, 2022
mugGet the National Neil Roast Daymug.

Roast

Roast is a really extreme form of criticism and insulting
by Bruh76 January 22, 2022
mugGet the Roastmug.

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