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Scooter Puter

any computer older than 15 years old. Comparative with motorcycles being the new and more advanced, scooter being the more primitive and cheaply built.
My 386 from ages ago is a total scooter puter. My commodore 64 is a scooter puter.
by Goyoza June 24, 2010
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fetus pusher

n. a penis so long that it easily reaches the cervix, even passing through in to the uterus.
Mike's a fetus pusher, God I'm in pain.
by Harriet23 March 17, 2011
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Indian Poster

In·di·an Pos·ter (in-dee-uhn pos-ter)

Indian Poster Indian Giver

noun

A facebook "friend" that gives a wall post and then takes it away by deleting it either immediately or several days later while they creep on your wall.
I'm browsing my wall looking at all the people that adore me and then I realize, "HEY! where did that comment that KT wrote like 3 weeks ago?!? She would be an Indian Poster, I could smell it on her."
by JWalker LaaBreaker March 27, 2011
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Poon Pusher

The exact opposite of a cock block. Someone who pushes the vagina to you, to help you out.
Bob: "Without your help, I would've never fucked her"
Joe: "It's cool bro'. It's what I do, the exact opposite of a cock block"
Bob: "You've always been one of the best poon pushers around."
by Cornelius Finch September 29, 2011
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Cunt Punterific

used to describe a person, thing, or situation (usually referring to a women)
that makes you want to cunt punt someone or something.
"Your girlfriend cheated on you? That's cunt punterific!"
by drklein April 23, 2013
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rusty putter

the act of tap-tapping a girl on the cheek with your putter after fucking her on the rag. essential to the rusty putter is the gentle scent of iron wafting off your shaft.
she didn't tell me the red tide was rolling in, so when I finished I gave her the rusty putter.
by Purple Helmeted Yogurt Slinger September 7, 2013
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madd poster child

Anyone who has more than one DUI on their driving record,or someone who gets busted for a DUI,everytime they get behind the wheel.
He (she) has so many DUI arrests on their driving record,he(she) could be a MADD poster child.
by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013
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