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The David Problem

A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.
Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."
by Miss David January 27, 2022
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Mental Health Problems

Mental health problems are problems with mental health. Duh.
"Among Us is fun!"
"You have mental health problems."
by AstroDoge April 30, 2022
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That’s a personal problem

Means that’s a personal problem when someone has to do it alone.
Someone says it smart to you, then you say that’s a personal problem
by Darren Upchurch June 14, 2022
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A You problem

When someone's moaning about something that is beyond your expertees thats a you problem.
Bro my missus keeps messaging guys back.sorry my bro that's a you problem .🔥
by LADYPAC June 29, 2022
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Sounds like a personal problem

“Damn my phone just broke” That sounds like a personal problem
by Kb78702 July 10, 2022
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yu p's problem

yu p's problem, short for "Yupeng's Problem", is the solution/reason to every event happened in the world. Whenever something happens, it's always yu p who causes it.
Fuck, why is 农批 so hard, what's the point of playing if we can't win?
I would say that's yu p's problem.
by goblindrill August 5, 2022
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Wet Dick Problems

generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
by Hairlok September 6, 2022
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