Premature Rejaculation

When someone you’re not interested in pursuing romantically or sexually rejects you without you ever making any advances towards them.

Mal: “Hey Jon how’s van life going?”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”

Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”

by .:Madskillz:. March 23, 2022

Pomax

A slang word from the UK referring to someone who is cool and co-operative and extroverted.

'OMG, Brian is a Pomax!'
'Nah, hes more of a Shayan.'

by I❤️Women January 16, 2022

Premature Acceleration

The act of taking off way too fast too soon in a long distance race and burning out before completion of the event.

Oh man did you see Jeff take off? Yeah man he was flying but had premature acceleration. I saw him walking in the last mile.

by Sugardaddy55 January 19, 2022

pramay

A fucking legend

You're such a Pramay.

by masochist101 January 22, 2022

Premaditated

When someone is Premad at you and starts taking it out on you before you even make them mad.

Jack: “Bae was flipping me off and getting upset with me yesterday and it was before I even called her a seaplane it was completely Premaditated!”

by Jackaranda January 30, 2022

Premasturbated murder

In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts

Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

Pomanom

How people from Rubery say popadom

We’ll have 4 pomanoms and all the dips please

by Roggersfit April 15, 2022