Posishtuation.

A combination of "position: and situation." Only to be used when intoxicated. If someone is in a bad "posishtuation" they are most certainly fucked. However, if they are in a good "posishtuation" they are most certainly being fucked, at a high velocity.

Negative: "Ay, mang. I'm in a baaadgh posishtuation. I need to drive home in 15 minutes and I chann't fuckin' sthand uph."

Positive: "Gheezus, the gurl sure is in a damn good posishuation to be takin' dick. On the counter and shit."

by Beansly October 22, 2009

Poshippy

Simply a cross between posh and hippy pronounced po-shippy to describe a person who is posh and thinks they are a bit cool, hip or even hippy. Also often think they are abit outrageous but really just following the crowd.

Symptoms of a poshippy:

- Usually own an Ipod, Iphone, Ipad and keep trying to amuse you with their latest app.
- Likes their five fruit and veg a day
- Buys organic food
- Keeps chickens
- Drives a german car (Usually VW golf or maybe Polo).
- Hiking, Mountain Biking or Geocaching

by LooperStar July 12, 2010

Positimitive

Positive

I am Positimitive that im cool

by TehJunky May 7, 2011

Poipoia

New Zealand slang for Drop-dead gorgeous

That girl is Poipoia

by WHS :) November 24, 2013

positive lunch

when 4 guys go to lunch and have a lemon party

Justin, Dave, Lincoln and athanasi had a positive lunch by having a lemon party.

by JohnBrownfffff January 14, 2014

posicles

The feeling you get when trying to spell "Popsicles" and you accidentally type an unknown disease with no cure.

Anon: "hey OP, thanks for buying me posicles"

OP: "lol fggt ANON i didn'd give you posicles"

Anon: "lol my bad brewski"

OP: "Yu bttr be srry"

by PuLsE June 20, 2014

positive anal g-force

The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.

Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.

by Bi0sh0cker123 July 28, 2016