tim pool

Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.
Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.
by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025
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Pool noodle

A pool noodle is a white man who likes hanging around Asian girls by the swimming pool
Omg!Look at Declan over there living life! He invited his Asian fashion class students over for a pool party and bbq. He only dates a certain type of girl now! What a pool noodle!
by Bowslosski December 27, 2023
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Tavian Poole

a stupid cunt! he cheats on quizzes
you: you're being a Tavian Poole right now!!
me: EW THATS SO MEAN!
by Emma Romane January 7, 2023
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Ollie Poole

The man that everyone wants to be. He doesn’t want to make any enemies. It wasn’t the nicest thing to say. Run away from him. The man that’s been listed several times. He is a lister.
by Shakanzbs March 24, 2021
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a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
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Permission to Pool Shot

"Permission to pool shot" is what you ask before you go full reverse cowgirl on a dude taking a shit. When you thrust on him, you pool shot the shit out of his ass.
Eric: Honey, leave me alone. I'm pooping.
Marlena: No, permission to pool shot?
Eric: Granted!
by ImJustItalian2839 September 21, 2021
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piss in your pool

when you cum in a girl that’s super wet so she does not feel it, you know you came but she doesn’t just like when you piss in a pool
I pissed in Becky’s Pool last night

Piss in your pool
by RyanGa March 13, 2018
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