polish the pope

Male masturbation. So called because the previous Pope was Polish, and the male organ looked like a Mitre and polishing it gives the user pleasure

More children would be happier if more priests would stay at home and polish the pope.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007

polish candybar

you dip your dick in chocolate and make your partner eat it after anal sex

Honey that polish candybar was spectacular.

by Pollock killer 420 April 3, 2010

polish plumber

Pouring pureed Kielbasa into a girl's asshole, then butt fucking her so hard that shit-basa splashes back on your balls.

My wife's fat ass was constapated, so I gave her the Polish Plumber.

by BGDH January 10, 2009

Polish

Oral sex term performed on women. Make smooth and shiny by rubbing, preferably with tongue. (polish job, shine up)

He went down on me and polished me up!

by Breaker-make July 8, 2006

Polish Princess

When doing a girl from behind, you quickly pull your penis out of her vagina and ram it into her ass. Basically a surprise blitzkreig on the asshole.

I bent her over the table and gave her the ole Polish Princess.

Tommy got slapped when he tried to give Gloria the Polish Princess

On September 1, 1939 Germany gave Poland the Ole Polish Princess.

by Mike The Terrible June 28, 2009

Polishing Light Bulbs

To do an activity other then the one you should or need to be doing due to a general feeling of malaise.

Cleaning your room instead of doing you course work.

by Robert Oldham November 24, 2003

polish trashcan

a drink that involves copious amounts of vodka, rum and any energy drink.

holy shit, Erin threw up all over himself and Colleen while sleeping the other night, after getting bombed on Polish Trashcans all night. She was pissed and she made him clean up the bed once he woke up ten hours later.

by Chrismoose Nault May 29, 2010