Penis fever

When a lesbian experiences strong and uncontrollable urges for penis.

Gretchen: "I've got penis fever."

Carol: "But we're lesbians!"

Gretchen: "I know. But years ago I had a taste of the penis, and despite now preferring the puss I just really want some penis."

Carol: "But why?"

Gretchen: "Because fists don't ejaculate."

by GrodsScott February 1, 2009

small penis goeken

a condition where the minute size of a person's penis adversely affects his behavior towards other people, particularly of the opposite sex. symptoms range from exhibiting overtly aggressive behavior to completely incoherent speech and the inability to control urination due to the miniscule dimensions of the said organ; usually all symptoms occur simultaneously.

after a cerebral hit of what eric thought was opium; which turned out to be sour dwarf milk, he started to act like a small penis goeken

by original prankster May 1, 2006

penis wrinkle

The wrinkly part of a penis, where nobody likes to touch. Also an insult

She irons penis wrinkles for a living.

by skank ass weasel May 2, 2003

penis sleeve

A penis sleeve is a cylindrical device that is placed on the shaft of the penis, with the aim of increasing stimulation for the person being penetrated. They often have soft bumps intended to provide further stimulation.

"Oh fuck me slowly with a penis sleeve!"

by KushBlazer420 January 6, 2005

big penis

It' all relative when it comes to women's perceptions of penis size. If her first boyfriend had a 3 inch hard prick and then her next one has a 5 inch long dick, then she think it's a "big penis". Likewise, if her first boyfriend had a thick 8 inch long schlong and the next guy has a 7 incher (which is really scientifically within the 90th percentile for size), she won't think it's a "big penis". It all depends on their previous experience.

Whoa! *girls thinks to herself how much bigger his penis is compared to her previous boyfriends*, that's a damn big penis! Must be a foot long!

by Efulitz November 26, 2003

penis noggin

A more polite way to call someone a dickhead.

Good sir, I am sorry to say you are in fact a penis noggin.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

Penis Gobble

V. Quickly eating, nibbling, or devouring in a limited amount of time on ones penis. Not a desired sexual transaction, unless that is, he or she that is performing the gobbling is dressed as an ass goblin.

"I'm going to penis gobble like it's Thanksgiving"
"While I gobble on your penis, I'll be dressed like an ass goblin"
"Hey bro, kevin gobbled my penis last night"

by PenisGobbler8=====DO: August 14, 2009