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peanut butter by Somac June 17, 2004
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Peanut Scale
A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio used the Peanut Scale and contemplated taking the Peanut over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
Peanut Scale by Big_Sak April 3, 2008
Peanut Butter Juice
The slimy gel that forms on the top of Organic Peanut Butter in the jar when it sits for a long time.
Peanut Butter Juice by Peaunt Butter Queen July 24, 2010
peanut nutter
peanut nutter by Peanut Nutter August 6, 2014
peanut action
peanut action by Amanda Leigh Phillips April 8, 2003
peanut brah and jelly
A person who loves food and says the word "brah" often. Also known as your fat hippie friend who wears bandanas.
peanut brah and jelly by Jizzie Mcloserpants April 4, 2009
Peanut Butter Falcon
When a woman lays on her back, and someone defecates between her breasts, and proceed to squish them together. When you pull it apart, the feces will resemble wings, thus you have a peanut butter falcon.
Peanut Butter Falcon by Pooptech September 24, 2019