penial penetration

When someone puts their finger in the tip of a guys dick

I got some great penial penetration last night.

by Trifusion December 27, 2016

Peni

The collective noun for a group of male genitalia

Had a great night last night with da boiz. The amount of peni was unbelievable!!

by smackfrommack January 7, 2017

Penialleakage

When a male dog has unexpected urinary flow through his penis.

Bob suffered penialleakage at my sister's house which caused a small wet spot.

by Kinchkids January 18, 2017

Pencilflick

Not sharpest knife in the drawer .

No jokes intended my family noticed that my ex) was a pencilflick ..

by Pink warrior March 28, 2017

Pencilflick

Dumber than a house plant no jokes intended by

PencilflickAtipacly: it is used to describe my ex played the squeezebox from morning till night when I brought my daughter home from the hospital when she was first born

by Pink warrior March 28, 2017

pencil museum

1) A museum in the Lake District (England) which fathers love to reference to their children when asked in the car "where are we going?"

2) Fuck your dirty mind, this is not a sexual reference

Child: "where are we going?"
Father: "to the pencil museum!"
Child: "that sounds boring!"
Father: "ikr"

by iamatriangle April 27, 2017

penial unit

A penial unit is the more appropriate word for penis or cock, or dick, or Chode, or Benis

Every man has a Penial Unit

by Jimmy Jones and the Ass Crew August 6, 2017