mommies

The best, biggest, hairiest, not racist, highest and tightest jean wearing bitches in the world

hey mommies, I just donated some money to save dying people in america. They need the help

by keep making cool stuff June 12, 2020

main mommy

The person in charge

That person is the main mommy

by Freakychony February 22, 2021

comfy mommy

A (literal) mother who is very sexually comfortable with her son, daughter, or non gender specific child.

Jeff: I have a comfy mommy.
Joe: That's messed up
Jeff: I know

by IAmVeryDepressed August 23, 2020

mommy tobin

A wild species of racoon mother specifically found in the African rain forest usually a single parent with more than 2 young. In most cases the children nor the mother survive the non-harsh environment.

Ts is a rare case of a surviving mommy Tobin

by Diddysaucemaker.gmail.diddy November 14, 2025

Mommy

What you call your girlfriend or platonic bestfriend to flatter them.

Chris: Hey mommy. Emma: oh uh *intensely blushes*

by Monkeypoo356 August 27, 2022

Mommy

(not to be used of your real mother)
A very hot, typically female, adult.
Someone you think is so hot that you just say "Mommy?????"

Oh my god, Nancy is so hot, like, mommy?

by GayManSal July 12, 2022

Mommy's Tickle Friend

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.

Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.

by goochy goochy April 15, 2023