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poop sock

A normal foot sock which is used to catch feces from World of Warcraft players who can't get up to use the bathroom while in the heat of battle.
I've been playing WOW for 2 days straight and my poop sock is almost full.
by arNette September 26, 2006
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face-pooping

Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?

You: Yea, I was face-pooping.
by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009
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poop slanger

A racial slur referring to black people black people as monkeys who throw their own poop.
"Damn I hate playing Bball with all these poop slangers!"
by grapen3rd March 2, 2014
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poop-cock

generic name for any disease or dirtying of the male member acquired through unprotected anal sex
Oh, fuck. I knew I should have wrapped it! Now I have poop-cock!

She gave me many wonderful things, but the poop-cock is a gift I wish I could return.

I could abide the farts but not the poop-cock.
by RotNWang December 1, 2003
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poop bath

The bath taken after soiling pants while asleep.
I woke up with poop in my pants so i had to go take a poop bath
by pghpanthers2 April 14, 2007
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poop jug

A vile receptical used by morbidly obese, Jabba the Hutt type people who are immobile and consequently must keep something nearby in which to relieve their bowels and bladder.
Mike Spencer never leaves his chair and uses a poop jug, which is probably never emptied or cleaned.
by Grubba November 2, 2003
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poop standoff

a poop standoff is when 2 people go into a public bathroom with more than one stall to poop. both people try waiting until the other person leaves so they can poop in private. that is a poop standoff.
julie went into her work bathroom to poop, but as soon as she got in there, another co-worker came in. she then became involved in a poop standoff, while she tried to outwait the other person.
by funnygurl February 24, 2010
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