omlll

oh my lordddddddd

Jake: omlll did u see her booty
Paul: yeah it was the biggest ass I've ever seen

by imyourmommy420 June 7, 2018

Omaha Holdem

A community card poker game which consists of 5 community cards face up and each player being delt 4 cards to his or her hand.
Players must use 2 cards from their hand and 3 from the table to form the best possible 5 card hand. Can also be shortened to "Omaha"

What game do you wanna play tonight? Omaha?

by River Dove February 19, 2004

OMFFSM

Used by Pastafarians and Spagnostics;

Oh My Fucking Flying Spaghetti Monster

Used like omg or omfg, but undogmatically broadminded... in marinara.

OMFFSM!!! That's a gnarly lil' eyepatch yea has there matey!

by Johnny Ringo aka Jeru Zalem March 14, 2009

Omptompkin

When someone is really high, and you tell a story about something that had to do with the conversation brought up 10 minutes ago.

Kid 1: whose your favorite actor?
kid 2: pierce brosnan
Kid 3: sean connery
(10 minutes go by and now a new conversation)
kid 4: dude! I just had the biggest Omptompkin! I like Jackie Chan.
kid 2: what? That was so late.

by Bay Area toker February 3, 2010

Omicron Persei 8

A planet in the Omicron Persei system in which an Omicronian by the name of Lrrr is ruler, husband of Endinda

"I am Lrrr, from the planet Omicron Persei 8

by Locud of the Dark February 16, 2010

omgzor

Contraction of the sentence "Oh my god" plus the added "zor" from internet slang.

Omgzor!! hawt chikzors!

by Polorutz December 16, 2005

Omega fail

a fail to end all fails, there is no record of this ever used. it is so epic the world stops for that moment of pure incompetence (yeah i know that was a big word, deal with it)

OMfG! IT'S AN OMEGA FAIL!

by Colby "spartan117825" January 20, 2009