number 9

A random word used to say "what a dumb arse"!

Teacher: What mood are you feeling today?

Student: Today I am feeling a bit idiotic...

Cool kids out the back: Oh man...number 9 fo shizzle!

by vegiepop September 1, 2006

number one fan

someone that you devote time of day to that you hope will acknowledge that effort and become your #1 fan

Look, there's Kevin talking to his number one fan...she actually looks interested.

by eyes for you November 18, 2009

Avocado's Number

Avocado's number is the number of avocados in guacamole.

Person 1: How many avocados do I need to make guacamole?
Person 2: Avocado's number, 6.022E23 avocados/guacamole

by Chemmi838 January 24, 2013

nucleus

(interjection) - used as an exclamation of pain, surprise, pity, complaint, dislike, joy, etc.

He shouted, "Nucleus!" as they stared at the most expensive car they had ever seen.

by Mavrik1621 December 14, 2009

number man

Trustworthy responsible person that you can count on.

Thanks for helping us number man. We can always count on you!

by san ban yo August 12, 2011

"number 8"

When you shit, piss, cum, excrete snot, sweat, blood, puss, and a fart all at the same time.

"Holy fucking shit man i just did "number 8"

by TIMMAH von SHIT September 14, 2007

horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war

Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.

A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".

With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.

Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

by EdwardW266 May 2, 2011