woke

Originally, this word referred to people who were awake about conspiracy theories (at this point, conspiracy facts).

Then, it became a word to refer to SJWs, as the most popular voted definition describes.

"Why do coins have ridges?"
"Dude, if you don't know why coins have ridges, you're not woke."

by megumeat January 24, 2024

woke up in a cold sweat

To wake up in a cold sweat is to wake up suddenly in the middle of the night due to the remembering of an anxious moment in your life.

Man last night night I woke up in a cold sweat remembering how those gangsters last summer almost decided to off me!

by Yongundong April 24, 2017

Woke

Supporter of progressive movement

That woman's woke she support LGBT community

by Jason327 June 20, 2023

Woke

A word used by Republicans to describe anything they don't like. In other words, anything that isn't, or isn't about straight, white, neurotypical, skinny men.

Example of how it is used in a sentence: Noah thinks that two of her coworkers (Ethan and Tara) are woke because Ethan is on the autism spectrum, and Tara is in a wheelchair."

by ACompletelyRandomPerson June 16, 2025

Schrödinger's Wokeness

When conservatives decided what is “woke” based on if it is successful or not like when the Barbie movie released people said it was woke but then when it made a billion dollars people decided it wasn’t

Person1: ew the Barbie movie is about feminism it will have a 70% drop of on the second week go woke go broke person 2: we will see about it. 1 week later. Person 2: the Barbie movie just became Warner bros. Highest grossing film so much for go woke go broke. Person 1: actually it was not that woke. Person 2: omg you are an example of Schrödinger's Wokeness

by Nooneknows69420 August 28, 2023

Wokeness

A popular philosophy commonly associated with social justice that views materialistic power as the central motivation for all human relationships. It is commonly associated with post-modernism and critical theory.

The politicians are arguing over wokeness again!

by BrunoJonesky June 17, 2023

Woke

A term used by people who wish that rampant racism, homophobia and misogyny was still socially acceptable

Tom complained about Disney World being woke when they started removing dated cultural depictions

by GaelicSoxFan April 17, 2021