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No Strawberries in our Cool Whip 

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"
Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."
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Peeing with no sound

When your penis is so big, it flops into the urinal and its submerged underwater. Thus creating no sound when peeing.
Dude...the Kevin was peeing with no sound in there.
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the walk of no shame 

Like the walk of shame only without the sex.
walking home from last night party after crashing there.
Dude: i walked the walk of no shame after last night halloween party
Dude 2: Thats better than the walk of shame
the walk of no shame by pizzaismykink September 10, 2017

guys with no arses 

You know an Aidan Stainthorpe when you see one. Ugly guys with no arses.

Spongebob with no eyes 

A code word used at local ice cream trucks to imply the buying of Marijuana
"Yeah I'll have a spongebob with no eyes"
"How many"
"4 grams"
Spongebob with no eyes by Googooberry September 24, 2019

Guys wear no shirt day 

A day in which guys wear no shirt all day. Celebrated on October 15th.
When’s guys wear no shirt day.
It’s on October 15th, maybe you should start working out.

Yankee With No Brim 

yankee with no brim, previously one of the greatest hats of all time but has recently been killed by TikTok
Son: hey mom whats for Dinner
Mom: WoAh YaNkEe wItH nO bRiM