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March The Penguins

Masturbating, can also be called "Marching the Penguins."
Andrew went to march the penguins after seein that hot chick.
by assu March 15, 2010
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MARCHVEGAS

Definition 1 - “March to Vegas”: The humanistic advance, trek, migration or march towards Las Vegas. The annual, semi-annual or multi-annual migrational path back to Las Vegas for sustenance.

Definition 2 - “Hoops/Basketball”: The marriage of March Madness and Las Vegas; heaven for hoop fans.

Definition 3 “Holiday”: The 4-day holiday commencing the first Thursday of the March Madness tournament and ending on Sunday. You "could" ask for these days off, but you’re taking these days off regardless. Maybe you go to Vegas with your bracket, maybe you don’t. Maybe you skip work with the girls and drink, maybe you don’t. However, you’re still not reporting to school or work for 4 days.
Example 1:
Hey, I just found this receipt for MARCHVEGAS in November. I thought you said you were at a conference in November? (Author: Don’t look at me).

Example 2:
Yo Javier, we bouncing out to MARCHVEGAS with the homies for the tourney, you wanna roll? Yes ese.

Example 3:
Yes, I’ll have a dry martini with two olives madaam and my comrad here shall try your best scotch, straight please. So Mortimer, to the contrary my dear friend, according to my calculations heading to MARCHVEGAS for the NCAA tournament should be a splendid ideal indeed. The only real question, is shall we bring our wives as well? Now, now Livingston, we don’t want to bring “sand to the beach” now do we? Exactly my dear friend, exactly.

Example 4:
I’m sorry Martha, unless you can find someone to switch with you on the schedule, I’m gonna need you to work all through MARCHVEGAS. Martha, “But this is for a family outing”. I’m sorry.

Three Weeks Later: Martha “Cough, cough tell the boss I can’t come in, my throat is sore and I have a fever. Also, I’m calling in sick for tomorrow too, this cold feels like, “that’s double dribble”, I mean “double trouble”. See you guys on Monday “click”.
by Royal George August 16, 2012
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marching band

The group of musicians that get more trophies than the football team and they never get recognized
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march 16

When she say she wanna smash, but you look up her address and she moved to Ohio
Guy 1: hey where did Girl go?
Guy 2: she totally March 16th me
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March

Meaning of the other March,
A Month of the year;
"I can't believe it's march."

Another meaning,
Verb; "marching, march"
"Everyone has to March!"
"Marching is fun" and "its March today."
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March 6

One of best things happened on this day
Tall guy: Hey you know what day it is.

Cute girl: Yeah, its march 6
Tall guy : Its also the day that something cool happened.

Cute: woah youre right.
by Somerandomguy&3782 January 29, 2021
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merchase

The desperate need to make up a word that doesn't exist.
We told Greg he could not merchase during the game.
by Smokymtngirl January 29, 2021
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