Monderstandable

A normally stupid action caused and/or excused by the fact that it's Monday.

She locked her keys in her car for the 4th time, but it's Monderstandable.

by oshanaKL October 29, 2012

Monday Shits

1. term used when you have common amounts of work on Monday.
2. Also used where every Monday You wake up taking a crap or coming home and taking a crap.
3. Where you have a tremendous amount of work on Monday.

Great more work from school, classic case of the Monday Shits.

by Rightfulone411 February 18, 2015

Monday Bitch

No one likes her but she always come around!

George: What's up with Keisha?
Linda: Nothing, she's a Monday Bitch.

by kidcb March 9, 2016

Monday

A day where anything and everything bad will happen. Tsunamis will take place. Volcanoes will erupt. Aliens will abduct babies. Your boss will fire you (for no apparent reason).

"My five-year girlfriend broke up with me."
"Damn, man, I'm sorry. When?"
"Monday."
"Of course."

by madeine July 19, 2016

Mond-gayo

The effeminate owner of a poor quality Ford Motor vehicle

"Have you seen Raj's car? What a Mond-gayo!"

by Happychappy55 May 16, 2016

Moledy

A big forehead noodlehead

Man Shel looking like moledy

by Sepheroth July 27, 2016

monday fingers

The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.

"Gah! I can't type this morning. Dang Monday Fingers."

by JRadimus November 16, 2016