Mike Harrison 

A guy who will love you one day and not talk to you for two months the next. He is uber sweet and ah-dorable. Then he goes all bipolar on you. When your nawt looking he'll cum in your orange juice. Love him or hate him. On the inside you'll still love him and i'll kill you on the inside. But you'll get along great... hahaha

Mike Harrison: Hey loverfriend!
Amber: Hey sexy!
~3 months later~
Amber: Sup?
~no reply~

Mike Harrison by footballchick14 March 23, 2009

Mike Shinoda 

Must agree with me dat mike is HOT
I love mike sooo much!!!!:)
Kute
Extrmly sexy!

MIKE is the cutest guy in the whole universe!!!!!!

Mike Shinoda by Katheryn May 16, 2004

mike jones 

a guy who cant rap and got famous simply on a few good beats

that damn mike jones is so retarded he has to say things seven times in a row

mike jones by bill hinrichsen May 1, 2005

mike & ike 

A word used by people to (hide) the (word) (ciggerettes) so others wouldn't (find out) f.e (parents).

Yo when ypu go to the liquor store, can u get me some mike & ikes please.

mike & ike by ketalemanet July 10, 2011

Mike Wang 

To correct an insignificant grammar error

"Yo your lookin like the bees knees right naw"
"I believe you meant to say 'you're'"
"Homes, Why ya have to Mike Wang me all the time?"

Mike Wang by Nigel6969420 December 8, 2014

mike jones 

a stupid ass rapper from houston trying to be a fucking G by wearing all that fucking jewelry and people from houston and the suburban houston all suck his dick.and hes like a damn pokemon repeating his name.

John: hey man you wanna listen to some mike jones.
Rob: Na man that shit is whack

mike jones by westside fo life August 14, 2006

Mike Jones On The Rocks

A combination of pina colada mix (Pineapple juice, coconut shreds, rum) and a banana served on the rocks. A virgin version can be made without rum. This amazingly tasty drink was created in the mind of a person named Zack Began in the city of Cancun, Mexico. It was hit off on the last day of his vacation and was enjoyed by the whole entire hotel of Moon Palace for the next week. Zack, David, Alicia, and Brendan are hoping to spread this drink along the west coast so it becomes a permanet on most drink menus.

I got a Mike Jones On The Rocks the other day, and it was practically an orgasm in my mouth!
I love Mike Jones's on the rocks!

Mike Jones On The Rocks by Mike Jones14 December 24, 2008