Mexican Shitoff

When you're trying to take a dump at work, and someone is in the stall next to you trying to shit too. Neither of you wants to be the one to stank up the bathroom so you sit there squeezing your buttcheeks together.

Mary Sue and I were in a Mexican Shitoff in the bathroom.

by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015

Mexican lemonade

The act of one defecating in their partner's mouth before said partner urinates in theirs prior to making out and swapping human waste orally.

Me and my girl did the Mexican Lemonade last night it was so rad bro!

by Honkfish July 31, 2016

Mexican Abortion

When a pregnant Mexican woman is hoisted by a rope, and local children bash her womb with sticks like a Piñata. Causes blunt force trauma to the fetus and kills it.

Peter's mom went to get a Mexican Abortion, but that failed and made him retarded

by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit October 29, 2018

Two-Day Mexican Road Trip

Severe diarrhea.

I had this bean burrito at the filling station and went on a Two-Day Mexican Road Trip.

by Robthegod May 6, 2010

Mexican Wrestling Mask

A sexual act where a person, who is fully reclined on a Lazy Boy or some other form of reclining chair, has their forehead, nose and eyes covered by a fully stretched nut sack similar to how a Mexican Wrestling Mask is worn.

I gave my wife a Mexican Wrestling Mask last night and she was pissed!

by FavreisGOD March 27, 2008

Mexican Stinky Balls

When you intentionally fart while t-bagging someone

Mike was such a dick to me last night that not only did i t-bag him this morning but i went the extra mile and gave him the mexican stinky balls

by Cinammon Warlord August 9, 2008

Mexican Election

An election where there is only one candidate, or one candidate that is a reasonable choice.

This dates back to the ultra corrupt Mexican government.

Bush Vs Kerry is a mexican election

by Dave November 2, 2004