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no sleeve magician

something easy to see coming, or someone whose excuses really don't work anymore.
todd:crackhead jim wants some cash for "his child support"
matt:what a no sleeve magician
by bloodanarchist February 28, 2010
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Second Hand Magic

The act of getting AIDS as a result of having sexual intercourse with an individual who recently was a sexual partner of Magic Johnson
Person 1: “Yo man, I got second hand magic yesterday!”
Person 2: “ Oh, did you buy a used magic kit?”
Person 1: “ No, I had sex with a girl who recently fucked Magic Johnson!”
by Randy Mead November 18, 2019
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Maggie Simpson

Little Bart "Crack"
Little Lisa "Crack"
Little Marge "Swoosh"
And the rest "Snowball II, Santa's Little Helper, the TV, and Maggie"
by Iver Johnson August 30, 2004
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Magic Negro

1. Reference to Barack Obama's ability to fix everything with fluffy words alone. Since he can imitate a good speaker with help of a teleprompter ignorant obamabots believe he can fix everything. He should be able to balance a budget, get free health care for deadbeats while not hurting the economy, zero unemployment and almost free solar/wind powered energy everywhere even though the science is not close to where he claims or affordable.

With his magic he was also going to make friends with misunderstood thug leaders in place like Iran, North Korea, Venezuela and Cuba. Turned out they were bad and they don't like him despite being a non-white guy. They laughed and mocked him just as they did those he Succeeded.

2. Abundant in recent advertising showing smart black people helping dumb whites out with things you know damn well they are capable of figuring out.
This magic negro Barack said we can have free health care. Now he just has to find a few Trillion dollars he does not have to pay for it.

Thanks to magic negros in commercials I know to save for my kids college, buy auto insurance and take Aleve for pain. White people never knew this!
by eldridge cleaver January 2, 2012
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Maguired

It comes from the infamous footballer Jacob Harry Maguire

When someone messes up badly. Like fr did some dumb shit
"Did you see what Tyrone did?" "Yeah he maguired it big time"

"Oh shit i maguired it, fuck"
by Blotteren69 April 22, 2022
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Magical Poll Land

A: Hey, I'm bored.
B: Let's head to Magical Poll Land!
B: Yeah!
by Shakim B. January 1, 2009
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Magic AIDS

Having AIDS, but with little or no affect on one's health- like Magic Johnson. This is the exact opposite of Eazy AIDS.
Didn't Conor get AIDS after he banged his way through Zambia?

Yeah, but he only has Magic AIDS now. He's going back this summer.
by LBC rat January 23, 2010
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