Monger

Pronunciation: Mong(like bong)-er-- Monger
Typically used in Australian suburban settings, where one person will call someone who may have intellectual or other mental disabilities or disorders a monger. Often used figuratively and exaggeratively for someone who is simply doing something which you might imagine a brain-dead person lacking a conscious doing.

Often used on Paul Fenech's Australian TV Show Housos.

"Jack you fucking monger stop screaming at the fucking pipes!"

by (mostly) aussie slang ; September 2, 2022

Monserrat

passionate and emotional. she always help you get through hard times. She is no way shallow and has a huge heart. people hate on her buts it’s because they will never be her because she is just her. She is smart, talented, beautiful and kind. If you ever meet a Monserrat never let he go. Wife her as fast as you can. A Monserrat is vary loving loyal and kind you will always think of her and you will always want to be with her.

Girl 1: who’s that ?

Girl 2: that’s Monserrat I wish I was her

Girl 1: Me too

by Anonymous user Indian hacker 4 February 12, 2023

fake monster

1) Someone putting up a front.
2) Lying about a big penis.

1) He says he fights a lot but he's a fake monster.

2)You better watch out for that fake monster in Matt's pants.

by fakemonster July 20, 2008

tard monger

The 'tard is short for retard or fucktard, and the monger means dealer. It is a mildly amusing alternative to the usual insults that you throw at dumb people.

What did you do that for, you 'tard monger!?

I don't even know why God lets a 'tard monger like you exist.

by Ticking Clock October 9, 2008

hottness monster

a very hot guy who you are practically in love with. he usually is the love of your life, even if he does not know it. however he can just be a crush.

A: i have a new hottness monster, Jim on the football team
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...

by ary_luv March 5, 2009

Cookie Monster Style

When you eat something, and hardly any of it gets in your mouth. Instead, it ends up on the floor.

Person 1: Jeebus! Timmy got his food all over the floor!

Person 2: That's cuz he was eating Cookie Monster Style.

by Bobo Jo the Disco Bro April 25, 2009

Gak Monster

A person who smokes OBSCENE amounts of Crystal Meth usually lurking in metropolitan areas.

The Tenderloin in San Francisco is crawling with gak monsters.

by SJ lowlife October 13, 2009