Meredith Squared is the name of a cult consisting of only two women named Meredith. The reason for the cult being so small is because of the requirement to have an overwhelming obsession with what some people might describe as "disgusting bodily functions." In other words, feces, and other things of that nature. Other practices of this cult include being very promiscuous in their personal lives, and comparing breast firmness with other women. While these two women think that they run the town, they are actually the laughing stock of the world, and most people hate these self-proclaimed "douche bitches." To make matters worse for this dynamic duo, one of the Merediths is a ginger, while the other one is just a tall awkward freak. You would recognize Meredith Squared on the street if you saw them. Just look for two sexy girls (one a ginger) that look like twins, even though they have a staggering height difference. If you are ever to encounter Meredith Squared, please, for the love of God, run the other way. Do NOT look into their eyes or else you will not be able to resist their trap of seduction. Other things you should know about Meredith Squared is that they are always pretending to be famous celebrities even though they look nothing like them, they love LOLcats, and that they love to seduce people on chatroulette. The tall one has a ghetto booty, and the ginger has very nice breasts. They are both white females.
Guy1: "damn, those chicks are sexy as hell! look at dat ass!"
Guy2: "SHIT DAWG, i think that's Meredith Squared!"
Guy1: "who?"
Guy2: "these kinky bitches that are obsessed with shit! ....they are weird dawg...stay away. seriously"
Guy1: "i dont know what you are talkin about.......im goin over to tap that"
Guy2: "smh"
Meredith Squared: "oh hey there, do you want to be our teddy bear??"
Guy1: "huh?"
Guy2: "SHIT DAWG, i think that's Meredith Squared!"
Guy1: "who?"
Guy2: "these kinky bitches that are obsessed with shit! ....they are weird dawg...stay away. seriously"
Guy1: "i dont know what you are talkin about.......im goin over to tap that"
Guy2: "smh"
Meredith Squared: "oh hey there, do you want to be our teddy bear??"
Guy1: "huh?"
by poopinthesackable July 29, 2011
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When Pat entered first place on his favorite course, Figure 8 Circuit, we all let out a chuckle as I said "Well look who's about to get merked by my blue shell." *I paused, waiting for my shell to hit Pat* "You can call that Merkantalism."
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Dang, the Merdy Mops are facing their hardest challenge yet with the new juul restrictions, whatever will they do?!
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Get the Merumou mug.Acording to Chris Summers of BBC News, "The five main theories are:
* That red mercury is a reference to cinnabar, a naturally-occurring mercuric sulphide. The red pigment derived from cinnabar is known as vermillion.
* That it is a reference to the alpha crystalline form of mercury iodide, which changes to a yellow colour at very high temperatures.
* That it is simply referring to any mercury compound originating from the former Soviet Union. The 'red' tag would simply be a legacy of the Cold War era.
* That it is a ballotechnic mercury compound which just happens to be red in colour. Ballotechnics are substances which react very energetically when subjected to shock compression at high pressure. They include mercury antimony oxide which, according to some reports, is a cherry red semi-liquid produced in Russian nuclear reactors. This theory contends that it is so explosive that a fusion reaction - a nuclear explosion - can be triggered even without fissionable material such as uranium.
* That it is a military codeword for a new nuclear material, probably manufactured in Russia."
* That red mercury is a reference to cinnabar, a naturally-occurring mercuric sulphide. The red pigment derived from cinnabar is known as vermillion.
* That it is a reference to the alpha crystalline form of mercury iodide, which changes to a yellow colour at very high temperatures.
* That it is simply referring to any mercury compound originating from the former Soviet Union. The 'red' tag would simply be a legacy of the Cold War era.
* That it is a ballotechnic mercury compound which just happens to be red in colour. Ballotechnics are substances which react very energetically when subjected to shock compression at high pressure. They include mercury antimony oxide which, according to some reports, is a cherry red semi-liquid produced in Russian nuclear reactors. This theory contends that it is so explosive that a fusion reaction - a nuclear explosion - can be triggered even without fissionable material such as uranium.
* That it is a military codeword for a new nuclear material, probably manufactured in Russia."
"The prosecutor, Mark Ellison, admitted the police had no idea if there even was such a thing as red mercury - supposedly the main ingredient for a "dirty bomb" which could have devastated London." (Chris Summers of BBC News 25 July 2006)
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Freddie Mercury's rock opera, 'Bohemian Rhapsody,' is quite possibly the official headbanger's anthem.
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