Lobsteritas

A nasty new strain of crabs, leaving its victims disgruntled and hostile. Thus far lobsteritas has no cure! Watch out kids.

by Alice McMuffin October 14, 2003

Lobsters

A form of Lice that is contracted by having sex with an expensive prostitute.

George: Dude, my pubes are fuckin' itching so badly.
Andy: But really?! That hooker you had sex with last night probably gave you crabs.
George: Na hell nah, fuck that. That whore was expensive.
Andy: Oh yea. That kind of money gets you lobsters.

by hotstreak864 April 6, 2009

rock lobster

meaning cooler than cool better than better and awesome-r than awesome

1.dude your shoes are totally rock lobster
2.youre pretty rock lobster bro
3.this example isnt so rock lobster

by fshleigh aletcher (; October 15, 2008

Red Lobster

When a young man is unable to find proper lubricant and opts to use non-standard items to do the job, thus causing a painful red flare (irritation) in either the vagina or anus. This phrase originates from #Demonoid.

"So I had no lube; I heard douche was made from alcohol and water so I took a little bit of alcohol and a lot of water. We used that but she wound up crying all night over her red lobster."

by dannofthursday September 18, 2008

rock lobster

Someone who is extremely sunburned to the point of skin cancer

Person 1-"that old guy in the beach house next to us is a rock lobster"
Person 2-"haha yea he is"

by u know who it is October 2, 2007

Lobsters

The act of placing baby lobster into your vagina for sexual pleasure. The lobsters then plant their eggs in the uterus, and the eggs hatch. Removal of the lobsters is extremely difficult and painful.

Kyle played with seafood a little bit too often, and next thing you know, he got lobsters in his vaginal cheese.

by Kyle McFelch December 5, 2003

Lobsteritas

it an std that itchy like crabs, but pinches more like a lobster.

Tom gave Suzie a really bad case of lobsteritas.

by tiffany johnson October 19, 2003