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kingdom land 

when you are simultaneously drunk and high, you enter kingdom land.
josh: "what happened at the party last night?"
troy: "i dont know dude i was in kingdom land the whole time."
josh: "me too, damn kingdom land i cant remember anything."
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pizza land 

Corkle went to pizza land for dinner

Gamer land

A magical place, where cringy 12-year-olds and 30-year-old virgins can live together playing video games. And everybody wears one of those stupid gamer T-shirts
Gamer #1: “BRO HOW WAS THAT NOT A HEAD SHOT!!!!!!”

Gamer #2: “ Well that’s gamer land for ya.”
Gamer land by Name96 November 25, 2019

Circumcision Land 

Man, I hate Circumcision Land. They torture male babies a week after they were born.

What’s Circumcision Land?

It’s what I like to call Israel.

Have you got land? 

A come on or chat up line, usually found in use in the west of Ireland, especially in Limerick by students who come from a farming background. At the present moment not one person has scored using this chat up line.
Farmer walks into a bar sees a beautiful woman:

Man: "Have you got land?"

Woman: "..." (stares at him and walks away)
Have you got land? by beriberry November 22, 2011

Standing Land Strip 

While after your done with your fun, you stand above the female as she is laying down and you beat your meat over her so than when you cum, it flys all over her in such a way a plane would land on a land strip.
Wow I just 'Standing Land Striped' Shannon last night